wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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