break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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