Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Randomize
