I want to stick my p in your. b.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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