she was so not down for the gang bang
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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