His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
whose ass print is on the piano?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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