you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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