belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just cut my nipple shaving
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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