I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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