Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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