For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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