Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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