I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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