you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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