people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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