This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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