She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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