You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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