summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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