What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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