Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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