quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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