i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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