if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we're so committed to being not committed
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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