so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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