your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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