I bet he comes in French.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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