dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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