pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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