i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We don't watch enough power rangers
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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