HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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