So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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