so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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