so explain again why im purple
no
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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