I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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