He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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