Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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