She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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