I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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