So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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