You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dick very happy bro
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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