But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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