Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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