I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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