i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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