Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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