i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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