Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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