There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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