The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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