i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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