How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and she was petting her beer can
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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