I just gift wrapped bread.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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