Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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